Naheeeeee...... RIP - Billo Rani

ab Dilli ki billi ka kya hoga? billiyon ke ganpat, shanti, fuddu, babli aur chillad jaise wierd naam kaun rakhega? ab Castle Nine kaun jayega? ab college mein ghuste hi college walon ko gaaliyaan kaun dega? ab breakfast se zyada davaiyaan kaun khayega? ab phone pe 'Hello' ki jagah 'haaaaaaaannn...' kaun bolega? ab bitching session mein kaun mera saath dega? 'paper kaisa hua?' ka answer sirf apni fingers ke saath koi kaise dega? bhooke insaano se zyada kadr gali ke kutte-billiyon ko Wimpy ka burger khila ke kaun karega? kaun ye bolega ki 'main ghar ja rahi hun' aur agle chaar ghante tak hamare saath jhakk marega? kaun apne phephde ke khopche mein se kheench ke hassi nikalega "eeeeeeeeehhahahha'? kaun wo wale rock songs sunega jinka music kitchen mein aaye earthquake jaisa hoga? kaun har dus minute mein bolega 'mujhe bhook lagi hai'? 'Okk baaaaaaaaayeeeeeeee' kaun bolega :p ? kaun kaatubaaz hone ka record banayega?  jawaab do duniyawaloooo, jawaab do.....!!!!1 :P

*dies laughing*